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How To Spot A Rich Guy

Secrets revealed - now you can find a millionaire too!

How To Spot A Rich Guy thanks to Steve Thackray

How To Spot A Rich Guy thanks to Steve Thackray

How To Spot A Rich Guy thanks to Steve Thackray

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The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Whoever is rich is my brother. - Russian Proverb

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

I don't think you can spend yourself rich. - George Humphrey

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

The court is most merciful when the accused is most rich. - Hebrew Proverb

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris


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