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How You Can Be Happy At Work

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How You Can Be Happy At Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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How You Can Be Happy At Work thanks to Keith Anderson

How You Can Be Happy At Work thanks to Keith Anderson

Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Never mind your happiness; do your duty. - Peter F Drucker

Be not proud of race, face, place, or grace. - Charles H Spurgeon

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Happiness is not something readymade. It comes from your own actions. - Dalai Lama

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

A sure way to lose happiness is to want it at the expense of everything else. - Bette Davis

Youth offers the promise of happiness, but life offers the realities of grief. - Nicholas Sparks

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

It is not so much where my motivation comes from but rather how it manages to survive. - Louise Bourgeois

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

The clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it. - L. Ron Hubbard

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

Compassion is one of the few things we can practice that will bring immediate and long-term happiness to our lives. - Dalai Lama

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Happiness is a matter of one's most ordinary and everyday mode of consciousness being busy and lively and unconcerned with self. - Iris Murdoch

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Daily, constantly, we choose by our desires, our thoughts, and our actions whether we want to be blessed or cursed, happy or miserable. - Ezra T Benson

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

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