#1 humor site on the 'net

How You Can Be Happy @ Work

Secret to success in the office

How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

Take a couple elastic bands and paper clips...

How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

QuotaBills
Happiness means quiet nerves. - WC Fields

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy. - Gretta B Palmer

I don't sing because I'm happy; I'm happy because I sing. - William James

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Happiness quite unshared can scarcely be called happiness; it has no taste. - Charlotte Bronte

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. - Mahatma Gandhi

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

Unquestionably, it is possible to do without happiness; it is done involuntarily by nineteen-twentieths of mankind. - John Stuart Mill

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown


Bike Storage

Playground Child Eliminator

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Sidecar

Glass World - Where Plumbers Buy

Three Wise Women

Wrench Dinosaur

One More Drop

Idling Eric Idle

High Heel Diver

Rising To The Occasion

Annual Meeting of the Ontario Summer Tires Club

I See You

Get Off Your High Horse

Redneck Towing

Revenge of the Stallion

Rat Cut

Spot the Hidden Barred Owl

Smoking Hot Body

Billy the Eagle Owl

Star Wars Fisherman

The Devil's Swimming Pool

Pet Dentist

Nuts And Fruitcakes