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How You Can Be Happy @ Work

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How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Growth itself contains the germ of happiness. - Pearl S. Buck

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. - Ernest Hemingway

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. - Doug Larson

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it. - George Bernard Shaw

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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