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How You Can Be Happy @ Work

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How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Sometimes it's better to be silent and smile. - Unknown

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you. - David Burns

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity to do it, is the key to happiness. - John Dewey

What would there be in a story of happiness? Only what prepares it; only what destroys it can be told. - Andre Gide

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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