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How You Can Be Happy At Work

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How You Can Be Happy At Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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How You Can Be Happy At Work thanks to Keith Anderson

How You Can Be Happy At Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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Independence is happiness. - Susan B Anthony

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Happiness is only real when shared. - Jon Krakauer

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Never mind your happiness; do your duty. - Peter F Drucker

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

All work and no plagiarism makes for dull sermons. - Henry Ward Beecher

Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life. - Omar Khayyam

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Most of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds to be. - William Adams

Seek to do good, and you will find that happiness will run after you. - Unknown

The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose. - Unknown

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Teresa

Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry. - Dr. Seuss

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice. - Wayne Dyer

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Most of us believe in trying to make other people happy only if they can be happy in ways which we approve. - Robert S Lynd

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

There is no happiness like that of being loved by your fellow creatures, and feeling that your presence is an addition to their comfort. - Charlotte Bronte

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

Happiness cannot be attained by wanting to be happy - it must come as the unintended consequence of working for a goal greater than oneself. - Victor Frankl

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. - Denis Waitley

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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