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How You Can Be Happy @ Work

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How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

I am happy and content because I think I am. - Alain-René Lesage

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

The City of Happiness is found in the State of Mind. - Unknown

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Happiness is not a matter of events, it depends upon the tides of the mind. - Alice Meynell

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Happiness depends more on the inward disposition of mind than on outward circumstances. - Benjamin Franklin

Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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