Hummers Only Look Tough

Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

When the going gets tough, the tough get going. - Joseph P Kennedy

Tough times don't last, but tough people do. - Robert H Schuller

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

Conditioning counts and wins. Be tough on yourself. - Unknown

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Tough decisions... if you can't make them, you can't lead. - John C Maxwell

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

When you are tough on yourself, life is going to be infinitely easier on you. - Zig Ziglar

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost

She is very proud to have won, and now she is in a very tough position. She is extremely brave. - Donald Trump

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin