QuotaBillsHead Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Handkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters
Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb
I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis
I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay
Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold
Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn
Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields
Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham
Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong
Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost
Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman
What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt
A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor
I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull
Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown
If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb
Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown
Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray
People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe
I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre
What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries
A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard
A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson
Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash
A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann
I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump