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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The true champion believes in the impossible. - Unknown

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

It always seems impossible until it's done. - Nelson Mandela

To believe a thing impossible is to make it so. - Unknown

Everything is always impossible before it works. - Albert Schweitzer

The only impossible journey is the one you never begin. - Tony Robbins

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd. - Miguel de Cervantes

Only someone who attempts the absurd can achieve the impossible. - Unknown

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution. - Wernher von Braun

When you see into the invisible, you will dare to do the impossible! - John Paul Warren

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

If you spend your days doing what you love, it is impossible to fail. - Ricky Gervais

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, "I'm possible"! - Audrey Hepburn

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Once it was impossible to find any Bond villains older than myself, I retired. - Roger Moore

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Aviation is proof that given the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible. - Edward V Richenbacher

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible. - Winston Churchill

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible. - Arthur C. Clarke

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Persistence is what makes the impossible possible, the possible likely, and the likely definite. - Robert Half

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing. - Muhammad Ali

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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