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Impossible Illusions

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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is impossible to overdo luxury. - French Proverb

The impossible is often the untried. - Jim Goodwin

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

Worry is simply imagination gone awry. - Peter Alwinson

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

The true champion believes in the impossible. - Unknown

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. - William C. McAdoo

By asking for the impossible, obtain the best possible. - Italian Proverb

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd. - Miguel de Cervantes

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Only someone who attempts the absurd can achieve the impossible. - Unknown

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

You must trust and believe in people or life becomes impossible. - Anton Chekhov

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution. - Wernher von Braun

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

No one ever gets far unless he accomplishes the impossible at least once a day. - L Ron Hubbard

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. - Doug Larson

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

A good general not only sees the way to victory; he also knows when victory is impossible. - Polybius

The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible. - Winston Churchill

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Persistence is what makes the impossible possible, the possible likely, and the likely definite. - Robert Half

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

The impossible is only relevant to those who never attempt it, otherwise it is abstract and meaningless. - John Paul Warren

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

It's impossible to map out a route to your destination if you don't know where you're starting from. - Suze Orman

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson


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