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QuotaBillsWhat Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher
Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema
Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson
We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium
I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore
Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein
Real Soon Now: When the software will be shipped - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown
A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on. - Fred Allen
Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg
Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis
People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln
Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A lady of a 'certain age', which means Certainly aged. - Lord Byron
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis
Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar
My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North
People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor
Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw
I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono
I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen
The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown
The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks
Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA
People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds
The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke
Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss
The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore
If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash
The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright
The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco