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Lion On Stilts

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Dreams grow if you grow. - Zig Ziglar

Surfers have the most attitude. - Shaun White

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Sometimes dreams are wiser than waking. - Unknown

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. - Oscar Wilde

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Our patience will achieve more than our force. - Edmund Burke

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Great effort springs naturally from great attitude. - Pat Riley

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam

My desire is to be a forgiving, non-judgmental person. - Janine Turner

Patience is the only way you can endure the gray periods. - Teri Hatcher

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

The ideal attitude is to be physically loose and mentally tight. - Arthur Ashe

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

Two things define you: your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything. - Unknown

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

Sometimes the very presence of God is barred by our presuppositions and our intense and constant desire for triumph. - Ravi Zacharias

But there is one thing better than going to Heaven and that is to encourage at least one other person to go with me. - Nick Vujicic

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Having a specific meaning and purpose in your life helps to encourage you towards living a fulfilling and inspired life. - Vic Johnson

It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth. - Arthur Balfour

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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