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Lion On Stilts

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Lion On Stilts thanks to Bob Tasse

Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Patience is a conquering virtue. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

The treacheries of ambition never cease. - Ruben Dario

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it. - Norman MacDonald

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

Patience is the only way you can endure the gray periods. - Teri Hatcher

I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

Dreams are extremely important. You can't do it unless you imagine it. - George Lucas

We have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. - Charles R Swindoll

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet. - Earl Nightingale

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Sometimes the very presence of God is barred by our presuppositions and our intense and constant desire for triumph. - Ravi Zacharias

Having a specific meaning and purpose in your life helps to encourage you towards living a fulfilling and inspired life. - Vic Johnson

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good. - Dolly Parton

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult undertaking which, more than anything else, will determine its successful outcome. - William James

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

Hair Safety

Ice Cream Clouds

Software Cake

Rolo Mask


Unspoken Signs

Ice Cone Cat

Nutcracker Suite - Chinese Version

Cell Phone Book


Shark Steaks

Alligator Mating

Gun Exhaust

Chinese Cooking

Canadian Trap

Meal Squat

Tear-Paper Wall


Restroom Signs

Dog Wallpaper

Fish Lips

Week Sales for the Weak

Accurate Pie Chart

Wooden Owl