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The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too. - Unknown

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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