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Beauty is not caused. It is. - Emily Dickinson

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath


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