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In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too. - Unknown

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo. - Mary Pickford

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


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