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Manitoba Thunderstorm

Nature's grand performance on the Canadian prairies

Manitoba Thunderstorm thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

A quiet conscience sleeps in thunder. - English Proverb

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. - Robert Redford

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismograph. - Ken Kesey

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it's gone. - Unknown

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. - Mark Twain

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

The difference between the right word and almost the right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug. - Mark Twain

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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