QuotaBillsNever insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein
Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain
Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb
Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass
The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb
My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown
Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz