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Moorage For Your Large Boat

B.C. Ferries has just the answer for your parking problems

Moorage For Your Large Boat thanks to Dwayne Martin

B.C. Ferries vessel (the Queen of Oak Bay) crashed into the dock at the Horseshoe Bay terminal in West Vancouver, B.C. - destroying several vessels. B.C. Ferries spokesperson, Deborah Marshall, said the boat lost power as it approached the terminal at about 10:10 A.M. on Thursday, June 30th, 2005.

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Leeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci


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