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Multi-Pilot Jet

New jet design for military passengers

Multi-Pilot Jet thanks to Bob Tasse

The future of military air travel

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Never make forecasts, especially about the future. - Samuel Goldwyn

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

The future is made of the same stuff as the present. - Simone Weil

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Do something today that your future self will thank you for. - Unknown

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past. - George Orwell

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Unless you devote an enormous amount of time to anticipating the future, you won't have any future. - Ron Chernow

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present. - Bill Keane

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama


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