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Multi-Pilot Jet

New jet design for military passengers

Multi-Pilot Jet thanks to Bob Tasse

The future of military air travel

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Radio has no future. - Lord Kelvin

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

The future has a way of arriving unannounced. - George F Will

The dead are merely the countrymen of my future. - Dean Koontz

The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

In the future they'll be taxing you by the atom. - Tony Follari

Your task is not to foresee the future, but to enable it. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

The mind that is anxious about future events is miserable. - Seneca

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future. - Denis Waitley

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

The future will be what it will, and fretting about it will only make your fears more likely to come true. - Christopher Paolini

People respond when you tell them there is a great future in front of you, you can leave your past behind. - Joel Osteen

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

To believe in something not yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives; it is the only way we can leave the future open. - Lillian Smith

I will never again underestimate the power of anticipation. There is no better boost in the present than an invitation into the future. - Caroline Kepnes

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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