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Multi-Pilot Jet

New jet design for military passengers

Multi-Pilot Jet thanks to Bob Tasse

The future of military air travel

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Radio has no future. - Lord Kelvin

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The future is a great land. - Unknown

I touch the future. I teach. - Christa McAuliffe

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Go for it now. The future is promised to no one. - Wayne Dyer

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Your task is not to foresee the future, but to enable it. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

Remember the past, live in the present, look to the future. - Joe Segal

Do something today that your future self will thank you for. - Unknown

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Where the battle rages, there the loyalty of the soldier is proved. - Martin Luther

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood

Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay. - Simone de Beauvoir

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

Past is dead. Future is uncertain. Present is all you have, so eat, drink and live merry. - Albert Einstein

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

To believe in something not yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives; it is the only way we can leave the future open. - Lillian Smith

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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