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Multi-Pilot Jet

New jet design for military passengers

Multi-Pilot Jet thanks to Bob Tasse

The future of military air travel

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I touch the future. I teach. - Christa McAuliffe

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Only you can control your future. - Dr. Seuss

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

The future depends on what we do in the present. - Mahatma Gandhi

Go for it now. The future is promised to no one. - Wayne Dyer

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. - Oscar Wilde

The future belongs to those who prepare for it today. - Malcolm X

The world of the future is in our making. Tomorrow is now. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past. - George Orwell

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future. - Denis Waitley

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Real happiness is not of temporary enjoyment, but is so interwoven with the future that it blesses for ever. - James L Basford

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future. - Hunter S Thompson

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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