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Multi-Pilot Jet

New jet design for military passengers

Multi-Pilot Jet thanks to Bob Tasse

The future of military air travel

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Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Never make forecasts, especially about the future. - Samuel Goldwyn

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

There is no future for a people who deny their past. - Adam Clayton Powell Jr.

Your task is not to foresee the future, but to enable it. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

There is no improving the future without disturbing the present. - Catherine Booth

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

Those of us who know the most are the gloomiest about the future. - Bertrand Russell

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood

Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay. - Simone de Beauvoir

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

The future will be what it will, and fretting about it will only make your fears more likely to come true. - Christopher Paolini

People respond when you tell them there is a great future in front of you, you can leave your past behind. - Joel Osteen

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future. - Hunter S Thompson

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry


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