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Multi-Pilot Jet

New jet design for military passengers

Multi-Pilot Jet thanks to Bob Tasse

The future of military air travel

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The future is a great land. - Unknown

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

The future is made of the same stuff as the present. - Simone Weil

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

Remember the past, live in the present, look to the future. - Joe Segal

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

You don't just stumble into the future. You create your own future. - Roger Smith

A speculator is a man who observes the future, and acts before it occurs. - Bernard Baruch

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past. - George Orwell

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

One way to sell a consumer something in the future is simply to get his or her permission in advance. - Seth Godin

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama


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