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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

I paid too heavy a price for perestroika. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. - Paulo Coelho

Goals are the fuel in the furnace of achievement. - Brian Tracy

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. - J P Morgan

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

When all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love. - E A Bucchianeri

The price of hating other human beings is loving oneself less. - Eldridge Cleaver

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. - Henry Thoreau

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? - Kin Hubbard

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. - Franklin Jones

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything. - Kin Hubbard

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor


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