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Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. - Paulo Coelho

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

Goals are the fuel in the furnace of achievement. - Brian Tracy

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

When all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love. - E A Bucchianeri

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? - Kin Hubbard

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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