QuotaBillsPayday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson
Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway
Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley
Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown
Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx
Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins
If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns
When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor