'No Fart Forest' for Extreme Fire Hazards

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" - George Carlin

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended. - Cher

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Some preachers ought to put more fire into their sermons or more sermons into the fire. - Vance Havner

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Absence destroys small passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes tapers and kindles fires. - Unknown

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump