Nobody Is Above Suspicion At Customs

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Suspicion often creates what it suspects. - C S Lewis

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain