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Nobody Is Above Suspicion At Customs

Always looking at the wrong end of things?

Nobody Is Above Suspicion At Customs thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Customs dog sniffers always get their man / dog

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Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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