Nun Chairs - Great Looking Legs
5 Nuns sitting on legalicious chairs
QuotaBillsReclimbing chair - Archie Bunker
Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
Easy Chair: The hardest one to find empty. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Movie about nuns, starring Ingrid Bernstein - Archie Bunker
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb
Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively
Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields
You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown