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Nutcracker Suite - Chinese Version

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Nutcracker Suite - Chinese Version thanks to Lesley Mercado

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Pain should not be wasted. - Gerda W Klein

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Lasting Impression: What a Sumo wrestler leaves in his mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

There's more to boxing than hitting. There's not getting hit, for instance. - George Foreman

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

Meaninglessness does not come from being weary of pain; meaninglessness comes from being weary of pleasure. - G K Chesterton

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal


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