Polar Bear New Years

Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

So we get the chinks we will bear the stinks. - English Proverb

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing. - Lewis Grizzard

Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant. - Winston Churchill

Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain