Proof That There Is Water On Mars
Just when you think there's no way to sustain life on Mars
QuotaBillsRIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown
Highway: The space between billboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle
Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb
A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg
I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. - Will Rogers
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi
Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb
It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill
Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan
You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose
Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling
Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret
I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray
Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip
The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe
The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown