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Proof That There Is Water On Mars

Just when you think there's no way to sustain life on Mars

Proof That There Is Water On Mars thanks to Bob Tasse

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Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

She stood in tears amid the alien corn. - John Keats

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

My folks came to the U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. - Leonard Nimoy

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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