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Reaching Out For Your Own Portrait

How you can reach out to paint your own portrait

Reaching Out For Your Own Portrait thanks to Martin Grosse

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Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Suntan: A pigment of your imagination. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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