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Redneck Dog Carrier

Man's best friend awaits your brewing and viewing

Redneck Dog Carrier thanks to B.K. McKlusky IV

Every Redneck's Busch-league companion

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it, sometimes three. - Alexandre Dumas

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Each misfortune you encounter will carry in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck. - Og Mandino

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. - Frank Moore Colby

The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present. - Barbara de Angelis

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

What is a dream? That transient power that cometh near the midnight hour. To carry me to pastures new and bid my anxious fears adieu. - Alan Parry-Booth

Vader deactivated his lightsaber, picked up the comm, opened the channel, and let the sound of his respirator carry over the connection. - Kevin Hearne

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders


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