Redneck Dog Carrier
Man's best friend awaits your brewing and viewing
Every Redneck's Busch-league companion
QuotaBillsEvery dog has his day. - Unknown
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it, sometimes three. - Alexandre Dumas
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
Each misfortune you encounter will carry in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck. - Og Mandino
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. - Frank Moore Colby
The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present. - Barbara de Angelis
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
What is a dream? That transient power that cometh near the midnight hour. To carry me to pastures new and bid my anxious fears adieu. - Alan Parry-Booth
Vader deactivated his lightsaber, picked up the comm, opened the channel, and let the sound of his respirator carry over the connection. - Kevin Hearne
Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders