QuotaBillsFrance is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge. - Unknown
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. - Frank Moore Colby
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go. - Jack Benny
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt
Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
For you will certainly carry out God's purpose, however you act, but it makes a difference to you whether you serve like Judas or like John. - C S Lewis