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'Right Your Wrongs' Wash-Away Sins Towelette

Anti-bacterial formula to devoutly wipe away wrong-doing

'Right Your Wrongs' Wash-Away Sins Towelette thanks to Bob Tasse

Chosen #1 antiseptic product by Catholic confessors

Directions For Use:
1. Remove moist towelette;
2. Devoutly wipe away wrong-doing;
3. Spot check for stubborn guilt;
4. Wipe again as needed;
5. Discard sins in waste receptacle; and
6. Go forth purified & moisturized.
With Aloe, Easter Lily & Citrus.

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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Men plan and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

All truth is God's truth. - John Calvin

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

My reason nourishes my faith and my faith my reason. - Norman Cousins

Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley

We are too apt to love praise, but not to deserve it. - William Penn

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

One God idea is worth more than a thousand good ideas. - Mark Batterson

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

If you aren't hungry for God, you are full of yourself. - Mark Batterson

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want. - C S Lewis

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

Unless you assume a God, the question of life's purpose is meaningless. - Bertrand Russell

You can't preach it like it is if you don't believe it like it was. - Vance Havner

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

Praise is a powerful people-builder. Catch individuals doing something right. - Brian Tracy

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

God made Adam first because he didn't want any advice from Eve how to make Adam. - Unknown

Once you have been reconciled to God, you have no problem being reconciled to others. - Fred Luter

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

How utterly terrible is the current idea that Christians can serve God at their own convenience. - AW Tozer

Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson

When you are arguing against God you are arguing against the very power that makes you able to argue at all. - C S Lewis

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

To allow God to be God we must follow him for who he is and what he intends, and not for what we want or what we prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade, the presence of God. The world is crowded with him. He walks everywhere incognito. - C S Lewis

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith


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