Rock Watcher
Cyclists who don't watch for rocks rock!
QuotaBillsCall on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright
Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass
The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler
NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg
Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein
If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins
Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright
I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler
How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch
The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi
Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve
Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper
We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb
When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns
I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright
The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie
If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton
People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli