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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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