SailBite Ride - Swimming Not Advised

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins