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The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

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Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

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Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

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