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Clarity trumps persuasion. - Flint McGlaughlin

Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton


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