#1 humor site on the 'net

Saskatchewan Wind Chimes

Life on the Canadian Prairies - lunch buffet

Saskatchewan Wind Chimes thanks to Roy Taylor

QuotaBills
Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


Cat Chess

Happy Periods

Stuffed Owl

Lego Brick

Wedding Games

Eat Your Vegetables

Bread Pitt

Humpback Kayak

Spill Proof Cup

First Segway

Nosey Bird

Cyclist Roast

Bike Vaulting

Balanced Food Delivery

Gone To Market

iPhone Evolution

New Air Canada Seats

Texas Wal-Mart Shopper

Walk Sign Ending

Kid Straps

Redneck Water Heater

Bike Comb

Programmer Logic

Team Foosball