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Scenic Country Walk

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Scenic Country Walk thanks to Rick Bohnenkamp

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Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

I dreamed a thousand new paths... I woke and walked my old one. - Chinese Proverb

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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