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Scenic Country Walk

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Scenic Country Walk thanks to Rick Bohnenkamp

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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy. - Isaac Newton

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

Virture offers the only path in this life that leads to tranquility. - Juvenal

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton


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