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Scenic Country Walk

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Scenic Country Walk thanks to Rick Bohnenkamp

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Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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