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Scenic Country Walk

Looking for a cool country walk this fall?

Scenic Country Walk thanks to Rick Bohnenkamp

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Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt

Leave the roads; take the trails. - Pythagoras

Nature can do more than physicians. - Oliver Cromwell

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Virture offers the only path in this life that leads to tranquility. - Juvenal

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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