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Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Nature is a mutable cloud which is always and never the same. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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