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Sex Education in Saskatchewan

'Plug and Play' Sex Education on the Prairies

Sex Education in Saskatchewan thanks to Steve Thackray

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Mother lode of learning. - Neal A Maxwell

Listen to learn. Learn to earn! - Rob Liano

Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

o be a good loser is to learn how to win. - Carl Sandburg

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

Not only education but society as a whole needs deschooling. - Ivan Illich

I must learn to be content with being happier than I deserve. - Jane Austen

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life. - Frederick M Robertson

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw

It's impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. - Epictetus

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

The more you learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more you want to avoid people. - Dian Fossey

I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

I look up to him because he is upper class, but I look down on him because he is lower class. - Ronnie Corbett

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

The learning and knowledge that we have, is, at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant. - Plato

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future. - Hunter S Thompson

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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