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Sex Education in Saskatchewan

'Plug and Play' Sex Education on the Prairies

Sex Education in Saskatchewan thanks to Steve Thackray

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To teach is to learn. - Chinese Proverb

I never lose. I win or I learn. - Nelson Mandela

What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

Aarfy was a dedicated fraternity man who loved cheerleading and class reunions and did not have brains enough to be afraid... - Joseph Heller

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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Weather Warning

Freedom At Last

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Open Face Sandwich

Busted Politician

Balanced Diet

African Wheelbarrow

Drain Swimmer

Just In Thyme

Tie Wrap Bumper

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Leaning Bookshelves

Shrunk Jeep

Quarantine Garden

Casualty Way

Painfull Skydive

You Are Grounded

Discrimination

Mountain Flock

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