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Shanghai's Fullen Restaurant

When foreign affairs are great, this Chinese restaurant gets fullen

Shanghai's Fullen Restaurant thanks to Rick Stadler

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Three happy words: Paid in Full - Joe-kster

Hell is full of musical amateurs. - George Bernard Shaw

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

The town is as full as ever of 'characters,' all created by each other. - Wilfred Sheed

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. - Woody Allen

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Unknown

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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