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Shanghai's Fullen Restaurant

When foreign affairs are great, this Chinese restaurant gets fullen

Shanghai's Fullen Restaurant thanks to Rick Stadler

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Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

If you aren't hungry for God, you are full of yourself. - Mark Batterson

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

God sends no one away empty except those who are full of themselves. - Dwight L. Moody

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of overcoming it. - Helen Keller

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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