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Shanghai's Fullen Restaurant

When foreign affairs are great, this Chinese restaurant gets fullen

Shanghai's Fullen Restaurant thanks to Rick Stadler

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The glass is half full, not half empty. - John Milton

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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