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Shanghai's Fullen Restaurant

When foreign affairs are great, this Chinese restaurant gets fullen

Shanghai's Fullen Restaurant thanks to Rick Stadler

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. - Woody Allen

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. - Doug Larson

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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