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Shanghai's Fullen Restaurant

When foreign affairs are great, this Chinese restaurant gets fullen

Shanghai's Fullen Restaurant thanks to Rick Stadler

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

He had them as spellbound as a room full of Ewoks listening to C-3PO. - Cory Doctorow

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Bertrand Russell

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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