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Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch. - Walt Whitman

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square. - Unknown

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

Charity is not like feeding pigeons in the square. It is a process that requires professional management. - Roman Abramovich

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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