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Tall Guy Bike

A real big bike for tall men

Tall Guy Bike thanks to Bob Tasse

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I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

The height of cleverness is to conceal it. - Duc de la Rochefoucauld

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

The real use of gunpowder is to make all men tall. - Thomas Carlyle

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length. - Robert Frost

A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. - Unknown

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. - Casey Stengel

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

This dwarf still observes the world from his own self-imposed height. - Dejan Stojanovic

The height of your persistence will decide the height of your success. - Unknown

If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are? - T S Eliot

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was. - Irish Proverb

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims. - Harriet Woods

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. - Mae West

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

That which seems the height of absurdity in one generation often becomes the height of wisdom in the next. - John S Mill

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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