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Terrorist 'Catch and Release' Program

U.S. Navy releases terrorist in a truly humanitarian gesture

The U.S. Navy today announced that it has released a senior Al Quaeda terrorist after questioning his extensively for 27 days while being held prisoner aboard a U.S. aircraft carrier (USS Enterprise) in the Arabian Sea. In a humanitarian gesture, the terrorist was given $50 U.S. and a white 1965 Ford Fairlane automobile upon being released from custody. The attached photo (taken by Navy photographers aboard the Enterprise) shows the terrorist on his way home just after being released by the Navy. Advice has it that the Navy has 472 '65 Ford Fairlanes on inventory - ex staff cars...
Terrorist 'Catch and Release' Program thanks to Wally Zatylny

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. - Unknown

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

We are far more liable to catch the vices than the virtues of our associates. - Denis Diderot

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein


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