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Terrorist 'Catch and Release' Program

U.S. Navy releases terrorist in a truly humanitarian gesture

The U.S. Navy today announced that it has released a senior Al Quaeda terrorist after questioning his extensively for 27 days while being held prisoner aboard a U.S. aircraft carrier (USS Enterprise) in the Arabian Sea. In a humanitarian gesture, the terrorist was given $50 U.S. and a white 1965 Ford Fairlane automobile upon being released from custody. The attached photo (taken by Navy photographers aboard the Enterprise) shows the terrorist on his way home just after being released by the Navy. Advice has it that the Navy has 472 '65 Ford Fairlanes on inventory - ex staff cars...
Terrorist 'Catch and Release' Program thanks to Wally Zatylny

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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

If you're having a bad day, catch a wave. - Frosty Hesson

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Let me fall is I must fall. The one I become will catch me. - Baal Shem Tov

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

We are far more liable to catch the vices than the virtues of our associates. - Denis Diderot

Praise is a powerful people-builder. Catch individuals doing something right. - Brian Tracy

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

Our history is an inevitable component of our being. One thing only can release us from the grip of our history. That one thing is forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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