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Texas Divorce
It's OK to give away the mobile home, but NOT the pickup!
Dear Billy Bob,
As you know, my divorce was final yesterday, and in the divorce settlement, she was awarded the double-wide mobile home and my pickup truck.
Can you believe it? I expected her to get the double-wide, but having to give her my truck was just more than I could bear.
I had no choice, so as per the court order, I delivered the truck to her before 2:00 PM today.
I’m sure gonna miss that truck. I had to get a picture of it before it was gone forever.
If you need to get hold of me, I’ll be staying with my folks until I can find me a place.
Take care,
Bubba
As you know, my divorce was final yesterday, and in the divorce settlement, she was awarded the double-wide mobile home and my pickup truck.
Can you believe it? I expected her to get the double-wide, but having to give her my truck was just more than I could bear.
I had no choice, so as per the court order, I delivered the truck to her before 2:00 PM today.
I’m sure gonna miss that truck. I had to get a picture of it before it was gone forever.
If you need to get hold of me, I’ll be staying with my folks until I can find me a place.
Take care,
Bubba
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As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde
A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young
There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte
There is never a deed so foul that something couldn't be said for the guy; that's why there are lawyers. - Melvin Belli
The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it. - Irving R. Kaufman
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I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge
The question arises: whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. - Florynce R Kennedy
Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon
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Lawyers are doubters, skeptics; not in a bad sense. But they never know any thing absolutely and utterly without qualifications or modifications. - G N Tillman
Agree, for the law is costly. - William Camden
Criminal Lawer: A redundancy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lawyers are natural politicians. - Clarence Darrow
In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler
Where there's a will there's a lawsuit. - Addison Mizner
There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker
The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound
Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. - Unknown
If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end. - Arthur Baer
You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey
Don't judge me by my past. I don't live there anymore. - Unknown
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln
You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman
My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield
Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain
So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa
Layers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham
I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn
True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown
The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips
You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright
Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams
My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez
Stock Split: When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas
I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama
Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere
Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela
As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde
A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young
There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte
There is never a deed so foul that something couldn't be said for the guy; that's why there are lawyers. - Melvin Belli
The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it. - Irving R. Kaufman
When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West
I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge
The question arises: whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. - Florynce R Kennedy
Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon
Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Strapless Gown: 1. When a woman won't shoulder the responsibility; 2. A compromise between the law of decency and the law of gravity. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.
Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato
Lawyers are doubters, skeptics; not in a bad sense. But they never know any thing absolutely and utterly without qualifications or modifications. - G N Tillman
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