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It's OK to give away the mobile home, but NOT the pickup!
Dear Billy Bob,
As you know, my divorce was final yesterday, and in the divorce settlement, she was awarded the double-wide mobile home and my pickup truck.
Can you believe it? I expected her to get the double-wide, but having to give her my truck was just more than I could bear.
I had no choice, so as per the court order, I delivered the truck to her before 2:00 PM today.
I’m sure gonna miss that truck. I had to get a picture of it before it was gone forever.
If you need to get hold of me, I’ll be staying with my folks until I can find me a place.
Take care,
Bubba
As you know, my divorce was final yesterday, and in the divorce settlement, she was awarded the double-wide mobile home and my pickup truck.
Can you believe it? I expected her to get the double-wide, but having to give her my truck was just more than I could bear.
I had no choice, so as per the court order, I delivered the truck to her before 2:00 PM today.
I’m sure gonna miss that truck. I had to get a picture of it before it was gone forever.
If you need to get hold of me, I’ll be staying with my folks until I can find me a place.
Take care,
Bubba
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When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. - Wayne W. Dyer
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The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields
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Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson
Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela
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Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope
Justice delayed is justice denied. - William Gladstone
Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke
Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne
A bad compromise beats a good lawsuit. - Saying
Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright
The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero
In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler
Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson
If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI
A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying
Where there's a will there's a lawsuit. - Addison Mizner
Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial
Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall
Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire
Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard
The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham
Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell
If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers. - Charles Dickens
The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb
You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey
Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius
There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln
It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein
The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. - Wayne W. Dyer
Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown
My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield
Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis
The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny
A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray
You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate
Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker
Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson
Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington
Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas
Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson
Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela
The trouble with our laws these days is that the criminals know their rights better than their wrongs. - Unknown
I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan
There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly
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