QuotaBillsJustice delayed is justice denied. - William Gladstone
I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter
A bad compromise beats a good lawsuit. - Saying
All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb
A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown
In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler
If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI
Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. - Unknown
A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying
Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker
Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - William Shakespeare
A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller
Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries
Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard
Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown
What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer
Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey
There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain
My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce
Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown
A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader
Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis
True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown
The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields
Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell
Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark
The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes
Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney
The law was made for one thing alone - for the exploitation of those who don't understand it. - Bertoit Brecht
If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin
The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller
Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman
Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr
Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot
Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein
The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright