QuotaBillsReindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements
When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown
A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith
Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb
The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz
In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot
Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown
I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez
The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K
Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden
The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker
Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci
Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston
To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell
Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright
Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner
Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie
Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com