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Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

Install: Where you keep your horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One more stage, one more limo, one more run for your life. - John Lennon

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey


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