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Thai Bikers: Whoever Falls First Loses

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Thai Bikers: Whoever Falls First Loses thanks to Vikky Levan

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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