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Thailand Model Truck - With Air Conditioner

Comes with a 1 horsemobile engine and plenty of fertilizer

Thailand Model Truck - With Air Conditioner thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

I will be the Thai equivalent of Eddie the Eagle. - Vanessa Mae

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Life is short and we never have enough time for gladdening the hearts of those who travel the way with us. Oh, be swift to love! Make haste to be kind. - Henri F Amiel

All travel has its advantages. If the passenger visits better countries, he may learn to improve his own. And if fortune carries him to worse, he may learn to enjoy it. - Samuel Johnson

Perhaps travel cannot prevent bigotry, but by demonstrating that all peoples cry, laugh, eat, worry, and die, it can introduce the idea that if we try and understand each other, we may even become friends. - Maya Angelou

You are in the driver's seat of your life and can point your life down any road you want to travel. You can go as fast or as slow as you want to go ... and you can change the road you're on at any time. - Jinger Heath


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