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Thailand Model Truck - With Air Conditioner

Comes with a 1 horsemobile engine and plenty of fertilizer

Thailand Model Truck - With Air Conditioner thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

I will be the Thai equivalent of Eddie the Eagle. - Vanessa Mae

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle. - Alfred Hitchcock

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Life is short and we never have enough time for gladdening the hearts of those who travel the way with us. Oh, be swift to love! Make haste to be kind. - Henri F Amiel

Hit the sawdust trail, fall on your knees, and receive Christ as your Savior. Then walk out of this tent into the street, get hit by a Mack truck, and go straight to heaven. - Billy Sunday

NASA asked me to create meals for the space shuttle. Thai chicken was the favorite. I flew in a fake space shuttle, but I have no desire to go into space after seeing the toilet. - Rachael Ray

It's every man's indispensable duty to do all the service he can to his country; and I see not what difference he puts between himself and his cattle who lives without that thought. - John Locke

I want my handbags and my shoes to be stylish but I want to make sure that they're versatile. I travel and I have to make sure the pieces I put into my bag can go with a dress or with shorts or jeans. - Maria Sharapova

Perhaps travel cannot prevent bigotry, but by demonstrating that all peoples cry, laugh, eat, worry, and die, it can introduce the idea that if we try and understand each other, we may even become friends. - Maya Angelou

You are in the driver's seat of your life and can point your life down any road you want to travel. You can go as fast or as slow as you want to go ... and you can change the road you're on at any time. - Jinger Heath

Whether a plane to Singapore, a subway in Manhattan, or the streets of Cincinnati, I search for meaningful conversation wherever I may travel. Without it, I believe we lose the ability to not only understand others, but more importantly, ourselves. - Dhani Jones


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