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Today's Paper Read Yesterday

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Today's Paper Read Yesterday thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Tomorrow hopes we have learned something from yesterday. - John Wayne

Not all the news that's fit to print is fit to read. - Unknown

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. - Thomas Jefferson

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Me and you, we got more yesterday than anybody. We need some kind of tomorrow. - Toni Morrison

Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has not yet come. We have only today. Let us begin. - Mother Teresa

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

If what you did yesterday still looks big to you, you haven't done much today. - Elbert Hubbard

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note. - Hank Stram

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

I am not afraid of tomorrow for I have seen yesterday, I have today and I know Him who holds tomorrow so I know tomorrow will be beautiful for me. - Jaachynma N.E. Agu

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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