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Today's Paper Read Yesterday

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Today's Paper Read Yesterday thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Literature is news that stays news. - Ezra Pound

Suntan: A pigment of your imagination. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No news is good news; no journalists is even better. - Nicolas Bentley

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Not all the news that's fit to print is fit to read. - Unknown

When the news is scary, you should look for the helpers. - Fred Rogers

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Forever is a long time, but not as long as it was yesterday. - Dennis H'Orgnies

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

I will not condemn you for what you did yesterday, if you do it right today. - Sheldon S. Maye

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

In the beginning was the Lie and the Lie was made news and dwelt among us, graceless and false. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. - Steven Wright

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. - Mark Twain

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

Yesterday is a cancelled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely. - Unknown

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. - Navjot S Sidhu

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. - Ogden Nash

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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