Too Old To Be A Biker
How not to impress bike hawgs, ladies
QuotaBillsTo stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown
Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown
Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown
Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie
You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown
Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown
You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul
Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz