Tornado's Path of Destruction
Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping down the plains
Torn-ado or TornadOh - precursor to wrath of destruction
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb
Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman
There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow
My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost
Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson
To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard
Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump