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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

That's how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy... all them grettos. - Archie Bunker

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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