#1 humor site on the 'net

Tower of Pisa Restorer

How to restore falling buildings with a photo op

Tower of Pisa Restorer thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

QuotaBills
Italy is a geographical expression. - Prince Metternich

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection. - Thomas Paine

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


Wolf Mode

Undertaker Bike

Throwaway Sport Paper

Pacman Skeleton

Vatican City's New Breakfast Special

Flying Cathedral Excuse

Day At The Beach

John The Baptist Souvenirs

Amish Prom Limo

Wishy-Washy Church

'Cover Girl' Magazine

One At A Time

Shofar So Good

Temple Car

Closing Time

Wine Glass Lanyard

Awning Truck Advertising

Plugged In

Org Chart - Simplified Version

Extreme Value

Instant Acrophobia

How To Hire Engineers

Business School Basics

Waterwheel Rotisserie