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The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. - David LaChapelle

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Be as a tower firmly set; Shakes not its top for any blast that blows. - Dante Alighieri

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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