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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo. - Mark Twain

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. - David LaChapelle

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Be as a tower firmly set; Shakes not its top for any blast that blows. - Dante Alighieri

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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