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Italy is a geographical expression. - Prince Metternich

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. - David LaChapelle

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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