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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. - David LaChapelle

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Be as a tower firmly set; Shakes not its top for any blast that blows. - Dante Alighieri

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

That's how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy... all them grettos. - Archie Bunker

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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