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TP For Those With Money To Throw Away

Throwing money down the drain?

TP For Those With Money To Throw Away thanks to Shawn Kennedy

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TP For Those With Money To Throw Away thanks to Shawn Kennedy

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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce


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