TP For Those With Money To Throw Away

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars. That's subtraction. - Mae West

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher