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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins


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