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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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