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Viagra Falls for an Uplifting Vacation

Taking a holiday with high expectations!

Viagra Falls for an Uplifting Vacation thanks to Warren Ralston

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Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

Marry in haste, repent at leisure. - English Proverb

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

In our leisure we reveal what kind of people we are. - Ovid

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax. - Mark Black

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

I wanted to be an atheist, but I gave up. They have no holidays. - Henny Youngman

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. - Oliver Herford

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

If you are losing your leisure, look out; you may be losing your soul. - Logan P Smith

Dear Monday, you should take a holiday. Trust me, no one will miss you. - Unknown

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

How many inner resources one needs to tolerate a life of leisure without fatigue. - Natalie Clifford Barney

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - Orison Swett Marden

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

No president who performs his duties faithfully and conscientiously can have any leisure. - James K Polk

There is always going to be a little something wrong with you. Relax and live through that. - Unknown

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way? - Lara Flynn Boyle

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky


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