Woman's Odometer

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

Chance Remark: Anything a man chances to say when two women are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Bimbo: Any woman to whom you pay a compliment, while in the company of your wife - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent. - Dwight L. Moody

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Strapless Gown: 1. When a woman won't shoulder the responsibility; 2. A compromise between the law of decency and the law of gravity. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush