Woman's Odometer

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on. - Fred Allen

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren