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4 Stages Of Life

Our lifetime, passed from bottle to bottle

4 Stages Of Life thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Life can be summarized in 4 bottles... Darn! I'm on #3...

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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

There is no such thing in life as normal. - Morrissey

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

When life throws you a rainy day, play in the puddles. - Pooh Bear

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

There are three constants in life: change, choice and principles. - Stephen Covey

Anything that is of value in life only multiplies when it is given. - Deepak Chopra

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice you give others. - Amish Saying

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

Acknowledging the good that you already have in your life is the foundation for all abundance. - Eckhart Tolle

Everyone has the potential to live a fulfilling life. The difference lies in how we look at things. - Vishal Pandey

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. - Joan Rivers

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The highest and most beautiful things in life are not to be heard about, nor read about, nor seen but, if one will, are to be lived. - Soren Kierkegaard

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself. - Harvey Fierstein

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown


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