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4 Stages Of Life

Our lifetime, passed from bottle to bottle

4 Stages Of Life thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Life can be summarized in 4 bottles... Darn! I'm on #3...

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I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

The longer I live, the more beautiful life becomes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. - Robin Williams

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. - William James

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

I am come that they might have life, and that they have it more abundantly. - John 10:10

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen. - Unknown

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay. - Simone de Beauvoir

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful. - Joshua J. Marine

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, serenely, divinely aware. - Henry Miller

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. - W Somerset Maugham

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. - Al Michaels

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life simply by altering his attitudes of mind. - William James

There are two kinds of people who blow through life like a breeze,
And one kind is gossipers, and the other kind is gossipees. - Ogden Nash

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

Forgiveness for one's self is the only way we can keep going through life and give ourselves the best chance at being the best people we can be. - Yolanda Hadid

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. - Barbara DeAngelis


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