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4 Stages Of Life

Our lifetime, passed from bottle to bottle

4 Stages Of Life thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Life can be summarized in 4 bottles... Darn! I'm on #3...

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Life is improvisation. - Tina Fey

Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Life is a long lesson in humility. - Sir James M. Barrie

Problems are the normal state of life. - Charlie Jones

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Why torture yourself when life will do it for you? - Laura Walker

Life is for one generation. A good name is forever. - Japanese proverb

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. - Sophia Loren

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

If we have our own why of life, we shall get along with almost any how. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

The meaning of life consists in the fact that it makes no sense to say that life has no meaning. - Niels Bohr

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. - Mark Twain

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


Foot-Ball

Exhausted Baby

Open Air Wiring

Miss Chernobyl 2004

Fish Lips

Easy Mopping

African Lunch

Structural Books

Honda Boxer Engine

Sick Tombstone

No Drip

Gun Leash

Whole Human

Antler Field

Moon Football

Bike Rack

Straight From The Cow

Surf-In Lunch Snack

Lateral Thinking

Da Hood Shirt

Quiet Place To Study

No Beatle Haircuts

Lego Anatomy

His First Hot Rod