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4 Stages Of Life

Our lifetime, passed from bottle to bottle

4 Stages Of Life thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Life can be summarized in 4 bottles... Darn! I'm on #3...

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Sympathy is the charm of human life. - Grace Aguilar

To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. - Benjamin Franklin

The microphone of life only passes you once. - David Foster

Life happens at the level of events, not words. - Unknown

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

The great consolation in life is to say what one thinks. - Voltaire

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

He's even smaller in real life than he is on the track. - David Coleman

You have to go through a lot of heartache in life to feel joy. - Doug Collins

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. - George Carlin

Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If we have our own why of life, we shall get along with almost any how. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

I have lived my life according to this principle: If I'm afraid of it, then I must do it. - Erica Jong

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

We become happier, much happier, when we realize life is an opportunity rather than an obligation. - Mary Augustine

Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things. - Frank A. Clark

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18. - Mark Twain

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

Challenges should not be seen as obstacles but rather as opportunities for acquiring new experiences in life. - Unknown

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan


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