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4 Stages Of Life

Our lifetime, passed from bottle to bottle

4 Stages Of Life thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Life can be summarized in 4 bottles... Darn! I'm on #3...

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Life is a long lesson in humility. - Sir James M. Barrie

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

Life is too important to be taken seriously. - Oscar Wilde

It is not length of life, but depth of life. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat. - Robert Frost

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. - Unknown

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

When you focus on the goodness in your life, you create more of it. - Oprah Winfrey

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. - Soren Kierkegaard

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. - La Bruyere

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

Gammy used to say, "Too much scrubbing takes the life right out of things." - Betty MacDonald

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

There is only one failure in life possible, and that is not to be true to the best one knows. - George Eliot

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. - W Somerset Maugham

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

If you want something out of life you have to go out there and get it, because it is not just going to be given to you. - Kelvin Waites

I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. - Maya Angelou

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

The quality of a person's life is directly proportional to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi


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