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4 Stages Of Life

Our lifetime, passed from bottle to bottle

4 Stages Of Life thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Life can be summarized in 4 bottles... Darn! I'm on #3...

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Life is improvisation. - Tina Fey

Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Growth is the only evidence of life. - John Henry Newman

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

A writer's life is the ideal life. - P G Wodehouse

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic. - Unknown

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. - John Atkinson

To enter life by way of the vagina is as good a way as any. - Henry Miller

He never wanted to be away from her. She had the spark of life. - Alice Munro

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

I beg you to believe that life is not a process, it's a drama. - Malcolm Muggeridge

One has to take initiative in life to achieve what he or she wants. - Donald Johanson

Families are ecosystems. Each life grows in response to the lives around it. - Mary Schmich

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis

Beautiful things happen in your life when you distance yourself from all the negative things. - Unknown

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. - Leo Tolstoy

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountains that sustain life, not the top. - Robert Pirsig

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There's a long life ahead of you and it's going to be beautiful, as long as you keep loving and hugging each other. - Yoko Ono

With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan

Forgiveness is not a one-time thing that happened the day you received Christ. It is an everyday thing, for the rest of your life. - Joyce Meyer

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Want balance in your life? Then get your own act together, but don't forget powerful disciplines of execution in your team and organization. - Stephen Covey

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien


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