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4 Stages Of Life

Our lifetime, passed from bottle to bottle

4 Stages Of Life thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Life can be summarized in 4 bottles... Darn! I'm on #3...

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Life is a promise; fulfill it. - Mother Teresa

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

The meaning of life is that it stops. - Franz Kafka

You live your life as if it's real. - Leonard Cohen

Life is too short for long-term grudges. - Elon Musk

The good life is a process, not a state of being. - Carl Rogers

As your runway of life gets shorter, the lighter the load. - Joe Segal

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

We can regret less and be grateful for what is good in life. - Barry Schwartz

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

Tattoos - it's like wearing an Ed Hardy shirt for the rest of your life. - Russell Peters

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Gammy used to say, "Too much scrubbing takes the life right out of things." - Betty MacDonald

Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was. - Richard L. Evans

Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence. - Aristotle

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

Ups and downs. Victories and defeats. Sadness and happiness. That's the best kind of life. - Maxime Lagace

Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things. - Frank A. Clark

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

You only have to do a very few things right in your life - so long as you don't do too many things wrong. - Warren Buffett

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Forgiveness is not a one-time thing that happened the day you received Christ. It is an everyday thing, for the rest of your life. - Joyce Meyer

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

It is with narrow-souled people as with narrow-necked bottles: the less they have in them, the more noise they make in pouring it out. - Alexander Pope

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus


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