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4 Stages Of Life

Our lifetime, passed from bottle to bottle

4 Stages Of Life thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Life can be summarized in 4 bottles... Darn! I'm on #3...

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No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved. - D.H. Lawrence

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Neale Donald Walsh

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Life's joys are only joys if they can be shared. - Ravi Zacharias

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. - Bruce Willis

Everything that's really worthwhile in life comes to us. - Earl Nightingale

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. - George Carlin

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

Life can show up no other way than that way in which you perceive it. - Neale D Walsch

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

When you are tough on yourself, life is going to be infinitely easier on you. - Zig Ziglar

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not. - Oscar Wilde

As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Seneca

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I have lived my life according to this principle: If I'm afraid of it, then I must do it. - Erica Jong

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

If there's at least one person you've helped in life, then your life has been worthwhile. - L. Sydney Abel

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

The power is detested, and miserable the life, of him who wishes to be feared rather than to be loved. - Cornelius Nepos

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously. - Kelly Ripa

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

There's a long life ahead of you and it's going to be beautiful, as long as you keep loving and hugging each other. - Yoko Ono

You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You must take action. - Anthony Robbins

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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