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4 Stages Of Life

Our lifetime, passed from bottle to bottle

4 Stages Of Life thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Life can be summarized in 4 bottles... Darn! I'm on #3...

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Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

Life is a zoo in a jungle. - Peter De Vries

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

My poems are hymns of praise to the glory of life. - Edith Sitwell

Life itself still remains a very effective therapist. - Karen Horney

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. - Bruce Willis

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Life isn’t a matter of milestones, but of moments. - Rose Kennedy

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

The measure of a life is not its duration but its donation. - Corrie Ten Boom

Goodness can endure a few moments; holiness is life-defining. - Ravi Zacharias

Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you respond to it. - Charles Swindoll

I plan on growing old much later in life, or maybe not at all. - Patty Carey

A good coach can change a game. A great coach can change a life. - John Wooden

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy. - Alfred Whitehead

People come and go in your life, but the right ones will always stay. - Unknown

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. - Robert A Heinlein

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

The happiest life is that which constantly exercises and educates what is best in us. - Hamerton

Goals allow you to take control. Instead of living life by chance, you live by choice. - Kam Knight

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

All is pattern, all life, but we can't always see the pattern when we're part of it. - Belva Plain

Nothing in life is quite as important as you think it is while you're thinking about it. - Daniel Kahneman

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

There's a long life ahead of you and it's going to be beautiful, as long as you keep loving and hugging each other. - Yoko Ono

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault


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