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Alberta Winter Fridge

Where they store the cold stuff in Alberta

Alberta Winter Fridge thanks to Roy Taylor

This one's un-beer-able!

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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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