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Old friends are best. - John Selden

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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