Amish Friends

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson