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Old friends are best. - John Selden

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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