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Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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