Amish Friends

Old friends are best. - John Selden

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo