Amish Friends

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus