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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

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God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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