An Evening Prayer

Brat: A child who displays his pest manners. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz