An Evening Prayer

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Distinct: How a child says something smelled bad. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

God does nothing but by prayer, and everything with it. - John Wesley

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama