An Evening Prayer
Sharing prayers with your best friends
Training your dog for bedtime chores
QuotaBillsA hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown
Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes
The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski
Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown
Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump
As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld
Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray
Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot
Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler
If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault
I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke
When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson
If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much. - Jacquelyn Kennedy
I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault
The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke
Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich
Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther
Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley
In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia
Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell